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Akpos joining the Army:
Officer: We need you in the
army.

Akpos: I’ll join but on three
conditions.

Officer: Ok. what are the
conditions? Akpos: My first condition is
that
I’ll not wear the uniform

because it is too hard.

Officer: Ok. What is the second
condition?

Akpos: I’ll not do the parade and
other training under the
sun because it will be too hot,
I’ll only do it under the shed or
some kind of shadow cover.

Officer: Ok. What is your third
condition? Akpos: And my last and
most
important condition is that
during war times, I’ll remain
on leave.....

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